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The definitive explanation of ….MARKETING!!!!


Hopefully, this will clear up any confusion … 

 You’re a woman and you see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s “Direct Marketing.”

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome man. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” That’s “Advertising.”

You see a handsome man at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s “Telemarketing.”

You see a man at a party, you straighten your dress.You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I,” and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm… And then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s “Public Relations.”

You’re at a party and see a handsome man. He walks up to you and says, I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s “Brand Recognition.”

You’re at a party and see a handsome man. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That’s a “Sales Rep.” Your friend can’t satisfy him so she calls you. That’s “Technical Support.”

You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” That’s “Junk Mail.”


Bath Marketing Consultancy hopes you now have a complete understanding of Marketing !!!


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Paul Tagent

A digital marketing, UX and organic SEO specialist with over three decades of marketing experience, Paul has helped launched brands like Cineworld and 118 118 to the UK and has worked with technology, leisure, FMCG and Public Sector clients.
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